"I went out for a sandwich and came back with a nightstand."
"If you're willing to buy it without a handle and a scratch, then you're willing to return it." (my response...Oh really?!)
"If you are the one who smoked in the women's restroom today, consider yourself a jerk."
"Your presence causes me anxiety."
"It's only recently come to my attention that you irritate me."
"Just because the light is out in this stall, doesn't mean I can't see what you left behind. At this moment, I hate you."
"Your perfume lingers, and that's not necessarily a good thing."
You have just experienced a series of my thoughts.
Bon Appetite
We're on the same level with the anxiety and angst.
ReplyDeleteI think this is a very healthy way for you to let people know what you're thinking when all you really want to do is bite their faces off! :-)
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