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Dear Motorcycle Cop,

  Good Job "clocking" me at 2 mph through the stop sign in the Babies-R-Us parking lot.  You are a real hero!  I'm sure the City of Reno will have better use for the $175 than anything I could have purchased for my unborn child, say that carseat we still need for example.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Callahan